Being That Guy or That Girl<\/strong><\/p>\nThere is always a “That Guy” or “That Girl” at the holiday party. \u00a0You know that one person that goes a little too far with drinks or possibly finds themselves doing dances that Jesus could not have commanded them to do. \u00a0There is always one! \u00a0I was that guy once. I had magically invented this drink called “Ice Water.” \u00a0It was Patron and Ciroc on ice. \u00a0At my first holiday party with my pervious company I decided that I was gonna drink six “Ice Waters” (12oz glass), one Patron and Sprite (16oz Glass) and two shots of a drink called “Stop, don’t think.” I was finished. Slurred and sloppy. \u00a0But that wasn’t the best part. \u00a0The best part was that I left the part around 10:30pm and got on the train to go home. \u00a0All of a sudden I feel the conductor tap me on the shoulder and say “Sir, I don’t know where your stop is but the train is going back one last time.” \u00a0I asked the conductor what time it was and he said “2:30 in the morning sir. \u00a0What stop are you looking for…” I had been sleep on the train all that time without my amazing gift bag given to me by my company because it had been stolen. Don’t be “That Guy”.
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This year I enjoyed returning to Washington DC to host my former employers holiday party. It was the debut of myself and my partner in crime. \u00a0It was also the debut of me being at the holiday party strictly as a host and not a host and employee. \u00a0Needless to say it was one of the best holiday parties to date. \u00a0Great entertainment, great food and this time I wasn’t That guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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